Hi! It is I the most handsome Border Collie in Minnesota. Here to entertain you. Far Side says that I have cabin fever just like her.
She and Far Guy were in the hardware store one day..she didn’t need anything but Far Guy had a list..so she wandered around. There was a display of slingshot animals. She hollered at the cashier who wasn’t busy “ How do these things work?” Well from that point on she was sold..of course she had to try them all out in the aisle..frogs, cows, monkeys and they all made noises as they hit the floor and skidded to a stop. Far Guy found her there pondering which one I would like best. The duck sling shot is a little different..it has one spot for your finger..under the little ducks chin. It flew across the store quite a ways and quack quacked when it hit the floor! Far Side was sold. Seven dollars worth of winter entertainment.
She should have taken a photo of it before it got all slobbery. I cannot have it all the time..it lives on top of the refrigerator..because someone said “Perhaps we should not let him chew it to smithereens in just one day.”
After awhile..I just want to lay down and chew on it to stop the quacking..so what does Far Side do?
After a bit, she put the duck and the camera away. She brushed me..every square inch of my body..I am even more handsome now:)