Hiya it is me the most handsome Border Collie in all of Minnesota. (Humble too.)
Did ya know that when it gets warm outside the snow sliding off the steel roof sounds like a freight train is coming through the house? WELL it does. Scared me and Far Guy too and we were inside…Far Side just said “OH shit.” Sometimes she swears…betcha didn’t know that did ya?
Far Side has been working her fingers to the bone and recycled paper flies out of the house on a regular interval. That means we get to go for a ride! Didja know that she has been saving Christmas cards, letters and photos since 1997…wowza…
Well back to that scary sound that the roof makes…it now requires that I am accompanied by BOTH of them when I go outside to do my duties. If I have to go…so do they!
Do ya know about the bike to nowhere? When Far Side rides it I bring her the ball…she can throw left handed…she is particular she wants it dropped into her hand…none of the bounce once you can play ball too stuff…if I drop it she will not get off the bike to nowhere to get it for me. SO then I talk to her and she talks back…she has no idea what I am saying but she answers me anyways. If I whine she whines, if I bark she barks, Far Guy just laughs…old people are easily entertained.