Not sure what is happening but I am dreaming some weird $#!&.
I discovered a really long hair coming out of my chin. I pulled it out and discovered it had a whole bunch of dark horse hair at one end. I measured it and it was 40 inches long… I wondered how I missed it when I washed my face…and how I managed to get it all tucked into my bun without noticing. I checked out my face AND neck really good the next morning.
I was stranded in town in my jammies. I was supposed to pick up Far Guy and when I told him I was wearing my jammies he said “Sweetheart I will go into Wally World and buy you something to wear.” Did I listen…no I kept him waiting whilst I waltzed into Wally World barefoot in my prettiest blue and white nightgown. I couldn’t find any pants, finally I found a pair but they were white with a pink stripe going down the leg and they were $40. Well forget that.
Hairs and jammies seem to be on my mind…and the number 40.
Oh well it could be worse. I could be walking around with paper stuck to my butt.