Recently we had a “perfume encounter”…it was bad. We moved Far Guy as far away as we could from the airspace. He was still sick for more than 24 hours, he said he felt like his lungs were burned. Me… I just got a migraine headache…no fun but when we go out we have to put up with second hand perfume and the consequences.
This lady obviously blew out what ever olfactory cells she had left and then spritzed on more perfume. How can people not know they smell horrid. Do they do it to be younger, sexier or what?
Perfume sucks. I don’t care if it is in your hand lotion or your bug spray…your shampoo or body wash…Good Lord you make life miserable for some people. For those of you who wear perfume…you smell bad…couldn’t you just take a regular bath instead of a perfume bath?
I am tempted to make up cards that say “Your perfume stinks and so do you.” How about a flag that I can wave that says Perfume Patrol and just bop the stinky numbskulls on the head….I would probably end up in jail. How about we carry gas masks with us every place we go and pop them on when smelly people arrive.
We are held captive most of the winter, enclosed spaces with a cornucopia of perfumey women and after shavey men are just to much for Far Guy. Now that spring is here we would really like to go more places.
We can go to garage sales…and open air spaces…because we can move away from perfumey people. Church is really really difficult. They should have outside seating or maybe a drive up church service.
Did you know that perfume companies don’t have to list their “secret” ingredients? Like vomit of sperm whales…oh and musk…do you know that comes from the glands of a male musk deer..and how about some feces from civet cats? Perhaps cut with a few dirty diapers.
Sure, I have heard it said “I only wear a little perfume.” Try no perfume for ten days, I don’t think you will go through withdrawal. Some say oh it must be my hand lotion…well try some coconut oil instead of that shit you rub on your hands. Got questions? Stop by my house and I will give you my honest opinion of your perfume…outside.