Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Dreaming

Not sure what is happening but I am dreaming some weird $#!&.

I discovered a really long hair coming out of my chin.  I pulled it out and discovered it had a whole bunch of dark horse hair at one end.  I measured it and it was 40 inches long… I wondered how I missed it when I washed my face…and how I managed to get it all tucked into my bun without noticing.   I checked out my face AND neck really good the next morning.

I was stranded in town in my jammies.  I was supposed to pick up Far Guy and when I told him I was wearing my jammies he said “Sweetheart I will go into Wally World and buy you something to wear.”  Did I listen…no I kept him waiting whilst I waltzed into Wally World barefoot in my prettiest blue and white nightgown.  I couldn’t find any pants, finally I found a pair but they were white with a pink stripe going down the leg and they were $40.  Well forget that.

Hairs and jammies seem to be on my mind…and the number 40.

Ape at the zoo 

Oh well it could be worse.  I could be walking around with paper stuck to my butt.

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17 comments:

Country Gal said...

HA HA HA ! OH MY the paper to butt not good . I have had many weird dreams like that , it's funny how our minds work . Thanks for sharing , Have a good day !

Anonymous said...

LOL! Too funny about checking yourself for hair after that dream! John and I periodically check one another's ears for stray hairs!!!!! The JOY of growing older!

Cynthia said...

You know you could have gone right in Walmart in your jammies and felt right at home, right?

DJan said...

I have weird dreams like that, too, sometimes with a theme. I wonder about that 40-inch-long hair, though. That could have been mine. Isn't it funny when you discover a chin hair that sprouted out of nowhere and grew to incredible lengths? Maybe not quite 40 inches, but close. :-)

Primitive Stars said...

Oh Connie, that is hilarious, some dreams are so so silly. Blessings Francine.

Patsy said...

Funny! LOL

Intense Guy said...

Weird dreams seem to have a basis in something - perhaps you are trying to get a grip on something that is "bugging" you. Do you have a 40th anniversary coming up?

Muffie said...

Funny dream! I dream all the time -- some are weirder than others. I wish I knew all the symbolism as my grandmother did.

Linda Kay said...

If I was a dream interpreter, I might come up with something. But since I'm not, I have no clue why you would be dreaming such things!

Karen said...

Do you find your craziest dreams are in the morning not long before you get up? That's me. Or maybe that's just the ones I can remember. Hey, you could have been on 'People of Walmart':)

Wendy said...

Thank you for the laugh today! Funny.

Terry and Linda said...

I've been having horrid dreams also...I checked out my groceries in the store and 10 items came to $1,200.00 I walked out...they can just keep the food.

Linda
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Henny Penny said...

The funniest part is all that horse hair on the end! :) I have weird dreams too.

Red said...

Some of our dreams can get pretty wild.

Linda Reeder said...

I'm just shaking my head.

Dreaming said...

What strange dreams! But, heck... I have my share of those! I often wake up in a panic, not quite sure where I am.

Rita said...

In your prettiest nightgown you would have looked too good for those Walmart customer emails that go around. Dreams are so odd sometimes. Excuse me. I have to go check for chin hairs... ;)