I really should get union scale for as much time as her camera is focused on me. I finally decided to go on strike. I hid behind a huge mountain of snow. I knew she wouldn't climb the snow mountain..
Rats..it must be that zoom lens..there is no escape.
Here is my "Wolf " look..take that!! Watch out who you are messing with lady..
I can frown, she doesn't care..she says a frown is just an smile upside down. She is one tough cookie. No matter what feeling I come up with..she declares it brilliant.
I guess I might need an agent, you know a go between. Between Me and Far Side..I think I should demand a cut. Then I heard she just takes these photos for fun.. foiled again, for fun she says..who does that sort of thing, is she nuts? ..do you suppose I should ask for homemade treats..she has the recipe hung on the fridge..it has been there a long time. It would be a stretch of everyone's imagination to think that she would bake.
I know, I will just keep my eyes almost closed:)