Today Far Side is interviewing me.
Far Side: Ahem..Chance do you like going to the lake?
Chance: Yes, I even like the pontoon. That little yellow kayak not so much.
Far Side: What is your favorite water game?
Chance: I like to have you throw water high in the air with your plastic shoe. I jump and catch the water in my mouth. Remember the time over at Shell lake when I accidently snagged your finger with my teeth? You bled all over and cried. Your finger looked terrible..but that old finger healed up almost as good as new. We have made some great memories at the lake.
Far Side: How are your swimming lessons going?
Chance: Just fine I can swim IF I want to.
Far Side: Do you want to swim?
Chance: Not really. I like most of my feet on the ground. I like to herd the water.
Far Side: Have you been in the kayak lately?
Chance : Yes
Far Side: Were you afraid?
Chance: If my ears are down I am wary of the situation. Define afraid.
Far Side: Where was your life jacket?
Chance: It was at home. We only went back and forth by the dock. I was in no real danger of drowning. I am certain that you would have jumped in camera and all just to save me.
Far Side: Far Guy really likes to kayak, will you be a regular passenger?
Chance: I like to keep an eye on both of you when we are at the lake. I can sit next to you so you won’t get lonely and then we can both keep one eye on Far Guy in the kayak.
Far Side: Okay! Chance you are such a good boy! :)