Hiya!! It is me Chance the best blogging Border Collie in all of North Central Minnesota!
Far Side has a habit of calling someplace and says “Give Chance the works.”
So I get dropped off at the Spa and they get to go out for breakfast all alone.
I have them all fooled…I make so much racket at the spa…a mournful howling kind of racket…that they call for me to be picked up as soon as I am finished. I am a smart dog.
I get a bath with hypoallergenic shampoo …no fragrance allowed…a good brushing and a little clipping here and there, my anal glands get “expressed” uffda..and my toe nails are clipped…I know the routine as soon as that is all done …I commence with the howling.
My white hair is so clean…Far Side says I am ever so handsome.
I don’t look quite as great after a few days…it has been warm and when I play hard I like to plop in my pool and get all cooled off. I carry lots of sand in the house…I am told I leave little beaches here and there…oh well.
Here I am showing off some flowers. Far Side points and says “I need a model Chance and you are it.” I listen carefully so it gets over quickly. Sit up…lay down..look here…open your eyes… okay you are done GOOD BOY!