The secret of my beauty?
What is the secrete of your beauty?
Some yayhoo left me a message on Facebook. He should have stayed in school. I have no secrets.
I have this one wild hair on my neck that grows about three inches overnight..that hair follicle must be working overtime on the holiday pay scale. If I could harness that secret I could retire for sure..cause I am sure I could sell it to balding men that do the comb over.
I try to watch that one wild hair..sometimes it gets away from me and starts to curl..then if the wind blows it feels like there is a bug on my neck..ewww. I try not to whop myself too hard on the neck..just hard enough to kill the bug that is really a hair and not hard enough to damage my windpipe. I am sure the last time it went wild that many people were talking to me whilst staring at it thinking does she know that she has a very long curly hair on her neck? Or does she purposely grow out the hair on her neck so she can measure it? I had to think back..who did I talk to? Were they were smirking or walking away from me bursting into uncontrollable laughter?
I hate that wild hair…unless of course I discover it’s
Chokecherry blooms along the drive.