Yes, anything is possible in my dreams. I can sew perfectly, I have no wrinkles and my boobs are perky. ( I know this because I shopped for coral and turquoise lacey little bras in my dreams one night..all the over the shoulder boulder holders I have are far from the lacey variety.)
Back to sewing. I am not a seamstress, but every once in a while I get a notion that I could be one if I learned how to properly measure and cut and oh yes sew straight.
One of the things on my March list was to make Nancy some quilt squares for the Quilts of Valor she is working on. I wanted to be a part of her project in some small way.
The first day I came up with a pattern and cut everything out..measuring twice cutting once. I sewed strips of fabric together..and cut them for length. I was doing great humming along as I worked. Visions of a beautiful quilt danced in my head. After six hours I had three quilt squares..one was way crooked..I threw it in the garbage. I measured the other two..they were 12 inches ..not the 12 1/2 inches that was needed. What did I do wrong? Was my seam allowance off..math never was my best subject? I piled it all on my desk along with the freaking sewing machine that belongs to Far Guy.
The second day I came up with a new pattern. This time 4 -4 1/2 inch squares. When I started sewing them together I realized that 4 was too many..I needed 3. Duh..math again. I cut some of those squares out of the two squares that were only 12 inches..better to use them than throw them away..it was too late to recycle the one I threw away in a fit of sewing frustration.
I sewed them all together again..crossing my fingers and toes...they measure a little more than 12 1/2 inches..so Nancy can square them for me. I am mailing them off to her today.
Two days of working for nine hours and I have three quilt squares. P.A.T.H.E.T.I.C.
If Nancy doesn’t want to use them I won’t be offended..but I tried.
My first design involved three pieces sewn together and they were reused in this design..it is a crazy quilt now..not only because of the weird design but because it almost drove me crazy:)