The chain saw is broken..lets all say ahhh..or ooohh noooo all together. It is in the repair shop..so we cannot cut wood until it gets fixed. ( We have enough wood cut and stacked for the winter..Far Guy likes to keep the wood shed completely full.) So we are on a woodman's and woodswomans’s vacation.
Our woodshed. ***This wood is all cut from dead and down trees.
What do you suppose normal folk would do..now remember we may not be normal?
We head to the neighbors because they don’t burn wood and their relatives from Norway love to cut and stack wood..just for fun. The wood is all cut and stacked..we just need to haul it home and stack it in the woodshed.
How can you possibly leave the house and have a glove on each hand and when it is time to load the wood..you only have one? You must have dropped it in the garage..nope..no sign of that glove..it must have went to the same place that some socks go when you put them in the dryer.
Can you imagine what a pile of socks and gloves that will be?
It is quite possible that the Chain Saw is NERTS ( Not Repairable This Station) Code One and we may have to go chainsaw shopping. If Far Guy couldn’t fix it, I seriously doubt that the
idiots skilled repairmen in town will have much luck either:)